Risk displacement strategy of Irish Hotels Federation is to pimp Irish taxpayers

THE latest posse of knuckle-dragging parasites attempting to loot Irish taxpayers’ are the nation’s  hoteliers’.   Their mouthpiece, The Irish Hotels Federation, want to remove investor risk by slipping their greasy fingers around you tax payments because it has dawned on them that their industry has been an economic basket case since 2002 and they need to eradicate all risk to their investors!  The investors comprise fat cats who opted for tax avoidance rather than taxation.   

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This tale of woe has its origins in 2003 when The Irish Hotels Federation successfully hollered and yelped for tax allowances on capital investment to be spread over 7 years rather than 25 and their wish was granted. There were 42,235 hotel bedrooms in 860 hotels at the end of 2002. The Irish banks sector provided credit of €2,862 million to the hotel sector at that time (equivalent to €67,763 per room, with a loan-to-value ratio of 1.4) . If the capital tax allowances they so desperately sought were granted they intended to add 3,707 bedrooms in 45 new hotels bringing the total complement to 45,942 bedrooms in 905 hotels by the end of 2005.  The new rooms were to generate additional annual sales revenue of €61.85 million, having cost €463 million to construct (average construction cost €125k per room).   Another  important objective was to attract international hotel companies, such as Marriott, Radisson, Hilton, Four Seasons, Westin, Quality Hotels to operate them.

The lynchpin to achieve this was to attract the support of fat cats – high net-worth individuals with high anticipated tax liabilities in Ireland over the subsequent 7 years that could be avoided through the availability of capital allowances on new hotel projects.  If these allowances were not to be granted that “would have serious consequences of the industry as whole”.  The fat cats, the IHF said, would have otherwise invested their abundance outside Ireland and on villas in the Mediterranean.

A hotel building project costing €12 million would attract tax allowances over 7 years worth €4.92 million.  The fat cat would invest half of this, €2.46 million and the remainder would be borrowed with recourse to no other assets that that hotel.  The grand plan was that after 7 years milking tax allowances the property could be sold at multiples of its construction cost.  Unfortunately for those concerned, the property bubble burst.  Many of these hotels never made profit so their capitalised value is also down the toilet.  Therefore, the risk of loss must be passed to the taxpayers’ and ranked higher than welfare in priority. 

 

The ensuing dilemma

The Irish hotel industry in 2009 apparently comprises 917 hotels with almost, – and, wait for it, 60,000 bedrooms. Approximately €1 billion has been claimed in capital allowances by the fat cats since 2003 and a further €600 million is potentially claimable. While hotel bedroom capacity increased by 42% the brilliant and astute Irish banks increased credit to the hotel industry increased by 188% to over €7billion (equivalent to €116,000 per room – but with a loan to value ratio of 1.88). 

Bed-night demand by overseas visitors increased by 33% to 13,585,000 between 2002 and 2008 . As you can glean –everything is a little out of kilter and urge of fat cats to avoid paying Irish taxes ran somewhat ahead of reality and needs of the market place.  Not enough consumers came traipsing in their hotel doors willing to pay exorbitant prices and tolerate the impersonal  service provided by a badly paid, poorly trained, non-unionised. Eastern European labour force.

 

Foreign visitor trends

Total bed nights via overseas visitors increased by 15% from 2000 to the end of 2003.  The number of US visitors dropped by 140,000 in 2001 but recovered by 437,000 in 2002 before dropping by 106,000 in 2003.  The main source of growth was from Great Britain – almost one million extra bed nights between 2000 and 2003.  But it was visitors from other parts of Europe that made the numbers expand between 2003 and 2008 – from 2.4 million bed nights to 5 million.

The annual capacity of the Irish hotel sector is of the order of 21 million room nights and the number of beds per room trend has increased.

 

Cue the Pimps

When the consumers don’t show up to be financially castrated the next category to be raped is the taxpayer.  The Irish Hotel Federation looked into its soul and found the practice of reducing prices, so that they somehow relate to the consumer’s perception of value, is a flawed practice because it leads to market failure. Their pre-Budget submission this year ‘no more taxes but bucket loads of subsidies’.  They want State support to survive the recession caused by the banks who lent them too much money.  The natural consequence of any failed commercial adventure is that they go out business and that’s what these hotels need to realise.  Perish and get lost.

This means essentially that industry revenues are lower because extra transactions do not materialise. “The traveller is becoming more demanding in securing value for money” – their words, not mine.

Pimps’ begging list

Facilitate the closure of 217 hotels built since 2005 containing 15,600 rooms through the following ‘exit strategy’.  They call for ‘a managed process’.

• If these hotels close, the IHF requests that capital allowances already claimed should not be clawed back from the fat cats by the Revenue Commissioners on grounds that the hotels have been built less than 7 years ago. They argue that allowing hotels to exit without consequences for the investor in terms of the value of the tax allowances would have “no financial implications for the Exchequer compared with the situation where these remain open for 7 years”.  There’s insight for you! 

Well, they certainly do have major financial implications.  The Government has decided to save €233 million by cancelling Christmas welfare bonuses.  A €1 billion claw-back could pay the welfare Christmas bonus four times over were the Revenue Commissioners to nail these belligerent bastards to the contingent liabilities.

The want the Financial Regulator (if he’s awake) to oblige Irish banks to recognise bad loans in hotels. But the banks are playing ‘cute whore’. 

They are reluctant to do define a loans as bad because if such a bank asset is not realisable they need to raise more core capital and they are not in a position to do so – hence NAMA. 

This grand plan could also mean that if a large portion of the extra €4 billion in bank credit provided since 2003 becomes bad, the taxpayer is left with the liability.

• The want a Hotel Restructuring Fund to arbitrate in situations where currently insolvent hotels are deemed to be (do I construe systemically?) important for the recovery tourism against hotels which maybe solvent currently  but which (wait for this …) “have little or no strategic importance to the development of the Irish tourism product internationally”!  The profitable business may have no strategic importance internationally but some loss-making derelict incompetent ought to be bailed by the taxpayer because he is ‘strategically important’.  What unadulterated crap!

Having written off hotel debts and saddled the taxpayer with them, the parasites reckon that such hotels could be recycled back into the market at low capital cost and this would have long-term implications for competitors so they anticipate that this risk would need to be managed.

• Next on the list is a High Level Working Group, with large lactating breasts, who might remove hotels from the tourist accommodation sector and operate in sectors that do not threaten stability.  Presumably multi-ethnic brothels, homes for abusing priests, or lesbian nuns might fit the bill here.
• A Government Loan Guarantee is the next step on the road to risk elimination.
• Local Authority charges should be frozen to “improve competitiveness” .

Finally, now that all risk has been shoved onto the taxpayer the IHF advocates ‘transparency’.  The morons have apparently been charging different tariffs at home and overseas – ripping off foreign tourists and taking what they can get from the locals.